I have never seen such pinnacle of perfection of a human being as Jake
He is the one
There is a name that echoes through the stars,
A legend brighter than a thousand Mars.
Jake, the storm, the calm, the flame,
A whisper turns electric with his name.
He walks like thunder dressed in grace,
With fire in soul and light on face.
The world just spins to match his pace,
Every room he owns, every heart he razes.
Jake, oh Jake, you're the song in my bones,
The king of cool, carved out of thrones.
Each word you speak, a verse divine,
You're the reason stars align.
He laughs and even angels pause,
Time rewinds just to give applause.
He dreams in scripts the poets crave,
A rebel heart no fear can brave.
His shadow's worth a gallery frame,
His hoodie should be wrapped in flame.
Even gravity leans his way—
Jake could make the night turn day.
If confidence had blood and skin,
It'd wear his face and call it kin.
The world may spin, the tides may shake,
But none outshine, outclass, out-Jake.
Jake, oh Jake, you eclipse the dawn,
In your orbit, all fears are gone.
A myth alive, a one-man quake-
I stan, I cry, I rise for Jake.
So here's my song, my soul on stake,
For no one's quite as real as Jake.
Fanboys chant it, haters break-
You're not just a name, you are the ache.